Fiction is better than reality...

fuckyeahcjcregg:

 Josh: You know what, C.J., I really think I’m the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista! …whoa, that was way too far.

C.J.: No, no. Well, I’ve got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist Harvard fascist missed-the-deans-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass!

Josh: Feel better getting that off your chest there, C.J.?

C.J.: I’m a whole new woman.

Josh: You look like a million bucks, by the way.

C.J.: Don’t try to make up with me.

(via fuckyeahnoredlights)